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17

May

15

May

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

(Source: sethmeyers)

(Source: archiemcphee)

14

May

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

(Source: skate-high)

13

May

hotterthanmustafar:

Sweet jesus

Omg.

hotterthanmustafar:

Sweet jesus

Omg.

(Source: RLYHIGH)

basically all my sentences start with one of these

  • ok so
  • basically
  • omg
  • no but seriously
  • actually
  • ok
  • wow
  • ok wow (or wow ok)
  • wait
  • but wait
  • no wait
  • wait what
  • guys
  • oh wow
  • so like

(Source: cowboybeboop)

10

May

My life.

(Source: freedominmadness)

jennipowell:

nudityandnerdery:

Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.

Wisdom.

jennipowell:

nudityandnerdery:

Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.

Wisdom.

(Source: hobbiteers)

Muahahaha.

(Source: feyminism)